SMS
Islamic
Life is test Islam is best
Namaz is must
Aakhairat is for rest
World is only dust
If Quran is in chest
nothing need next
obey Allah first 4
obey Allah first 4
"Success"
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Some one is loving u
Some one is loving u
Caring for u
Watching over u
Protecting u
Guess who?
"Allah"
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Friendship SMS
Dosti kar k kisi ko dhoka mat daina
Dosti ko aansoon ka tofa mat daina
koi tumain yaad kar ka roye
zindgi mian kisi ko aisa mouqa mat daina.
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Dosti ka haq ada kon kare ga
humhi na rahe to dosti kon kare ga
Aye mare Khuda mere dost ko rakhna salamt
warna mare jeene ki dua kon kare ga
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Love start with smile grow with a gift
Ends with a tear
but friendship starts with eyes,
grow with understanding & ends
with death.
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I am so happy u know why
bcoz i am so lucky u know why
bcoz Allah besto me a good friend
u know who!
its u.
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Life brings"kabi khusi kabi gham"
When its end" Na tum jano na hum"
So let do"Masti"
Who know"Jane kal ho na ho"
When u need a friend so"Mian hoon na"
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Funny SMS
Teacher."I killed a person"
convert this sentence into future tense
Sardar: The future tense is "you will go to jail":-)
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Maan beti se="aray yai kibab pelay pelay se hain aur karway bibeti"
amman!=
aap ne hi to kha tha k jab kou cheez jal jaey tu usse
Burnal laga dia jaey."
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While walking in the highlands
Santa fell down a deep hole.
Banta: R u ok?
Santa: Yeah!
Banta: Did u break anything?
Santa: No, there's nothing down here
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Man On Death Bed
Man On Death Bed Confesses to his
Wife: I had an Affair with your Sister, Your Best Friend and The Maid
.Wife: I know Darling...
Now Relax
and Let the Poison Work. :-)....
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Apni koi PIC to Bhejo
Apni koi PIC to Bhejo...
Wallpaper k liye nahi balkay...
Kitaab k Front Page par lagani hai
...Kitab ka Naam Hai...."
Shaitaani Waswasay"....
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Story of 21st Century
Story of 21st century:
Once upon a time there was a Country which had Nuclear Powe
BUT did not have electricity
.Moral:hahahahahahaha!
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Teacher: Where Is Ur Assignment?
Student: It Tore While I Was Fighting With A Guy,
Who Said You Are The
Worst Teacher In This world..! :P
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A Student of Class 3
Got Homework to write a Drama scene,
He Wrote:The King and Queen were walking in their Garden,
After sometime their servant comes and says
: "Baadshah Salamat! Aapko bohat bohat mubarak ho,
Aapke han Beta Paida hua hai. :-P"
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Most Romantic Shayari of the Year:
Arz kya hai:TU mere siwa kisi ka ho nahi sakta.
..Jese K
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Girlfriend: Mere iraday barray Naik hain.
Aap 1000 Main se ek Hain....
Boyfriend: Dimagh k hum bhi DON hain...Pehle ye batao k Baqi 999 Kon hain? :-)
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Agar Buses k naam Pakistani actresses par hotay to:
REEMA overload hogayi.
SAIMA k neechay aa k ek banda halaak.
Accident mein SANA k front bumper toot gaye.
Tez raftari k ba'is LAILA mor katatay hue ulat gayi.
MEERA par charhne walon ki taadaad mein izafa.
SHAHIDA MINI ke peechay aag lag gayi.
NIRMA chalte chalte band ho gayi.
RESHAM ko Sar-e-Raah loot liya gaya.
NARGIS k sheeshay tor diye gaye.
Aur ANJUMAN ne kayi logon ko kuchal daala.
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3 ways to catch a Tiger:
1: Newton's method:
Allow the Tiger to catch u and catch the tiger.
2: Einstein's method:
Chase the Tiger until it get tired then catch it.
3: Pakistani Police method:
Catch a Cat and beat it
until it accepts it's a Tiger.
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Five Reason Why
"YOU" and "ME"
are Friends...
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
Never Search for Reasons....
Good Friendship has No Reasons!!!
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Hum sath Marny ka soch kar
Darya main kood Gaye Faraz
...Ooper Pohanch kar Farishtay ne Bataya
k woh to Swimming Champion thi... :-(
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Girls Virus:
They ENTER your Life,
SCAN your Pockets,
TRANSFER your Money,
EDIT your Mind,
DOWNLOAD their Problems,
DELETE your Smile,
And
HANG you Forever.
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