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EID SMS

EID SMS
Its more than just an Eid wish

Its more than just an Eid wish,more than a message too.
For it comes with warm and loving thoughtsbecause it’s meant for you.
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I wish a wish for you

I wish a wish for u.
The wish i wish for few
.The wish i wish for u is thatyour all wishes come true
so keep on wishing
as my all wishes are with you.
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Some words can be left unsaid … EID MUBARAK

Some words can be left unsaid,
Some feeling can be left unexpressed,
But person like u
can never be forgotten on this day
* * EID MUBARAK
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Eid days are meant to celebrate

Eid days are meant to celebrate
the goals and the achievements
that make you happiest.
The ideals you believe in,the dream you love the best.
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May the magic of dis EID

May the magic of dis EID
bring lots of happiness in ur life
& may u celebrate it widall ur close friendzzzzzz
& may it fill ur HEART wid love

Happiness be at your door .. EID mubarak

Today i pray that:-Happiness be at ur door
May it knock early
Stay late & leave the gift of
Allah’sPeace,love,joy & good health behind
shaban mubarak,eid mubarak,ramadan mubarak,
May you remain happy all the time
Irrespective of any occasion

Last Nite i Caught some StaRs

Last Nite i Caught some StaRs***
I’ll Give them2 the PeOple
whO rjuSt soSpaRklinglySpecial.2
Me….*..*/Catch it….
its 4
U 2 make ur Day a happiest
DayEid Mubarak

IT'S ALL ABOUT FUN !!!

SMS

Islamic

Life is test Islam is best

Namaz is must

Aakhairat is for rest

World is only dust

If Quran is in chest

nothing need next
obey Allah first 4

"Success"

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Some one is loving u

Caring for u

Watching over u

Protecting u

Guess who?

"Allah"

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Friendship SMS

Dosti kar k kisi ko dhoka mat daina

Dosti ko aansoon ka tofa mat daina

koi tumain yaad kar ka roye

zindgi mian kisi ko aisa mouqa mat daina.

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Dosti ka haq ada kon kare ga

humhi na rahe to dosti kon kare ga

Aye mare Khuda mere dost ko rakhna salamt

warna mare jeene ki dua kon kare ga

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Love start with smile grow with a gift

Ends with a tear

but friendship starts with eyes,

grow with understanding & ends

with death.

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I am so happy u know why

bcoz i am so lucky u know why

bcoz Allah besto me a good friend

u know who!

its u.

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Life brings"kabi khusi kabi gham"

When its end" Na tum jano na hum"

So let do"Masti"

Who know"Jane kal ho na ho"

When u need a friend so"Mian hoon na"

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Funny SMS

Teacher."I killed a person"

convert this sentence into future tense

Sardar: The future tense is "you will go to jail":-)

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Maan beti se="aray yai kibab pelay pelay se hain aur karway bibeti"

amman!=

aap ne hi to kha tha k jab kou cheez jal jaey tu usse

Burnal laga dia jaey."

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While walking in the highlands

Santa fell down a deep hole.

Banta: R u ok?

Santa: Yeah!

Banta: Did u break anything?

Santa: No, there's nothing down here

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Man On Death Bed

Man On Death Bed Confesses to his

Wife: I had an Affair with your Sister, Your Best Friend and The Maid

.Wife: I know Darling...

Now Relax

and Let the Poison Work. :-)....

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Apni koi PIC to Bhejo

Apni koi PIC to Bhejo...

Wallpaper k liye nahi balkay...

Kitaab k Front Page par lagani hai

...Kitab ka Naam Hai...."

Shaitaani Waswasay"....

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Story of 21st Century

Story of 21st century:

Once upon a time there was a Country which had Nuclear Powe

BUT did not have electricity

.Moral:hahahahahahaha!

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Teacher: Where Is Ur Assignment?

Student: It Tore While I Was Fighting With A Guy,

Who Said You Are The

Worst Teacher In This world..! :P

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A Student of Class 3

Got Homework to write a Drama scene,

He Wrote:The King and Queen were walking in their Garden,

After sometime their servant comes and says

: "Baadshah Salamat! Aapko bohat bohat mubarak ho,

Aapke han Beta Paida hua hai. :-P"

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Most Romantic Shayari of the Year:

Arz kya hai:TU mere siwa kisi ka ho nahi sakta.

..Jese K

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Girlfriend: Mere iraday barray Naik hain.

Aap 1000 Main se ek Hain....

Boyfriend: Dimagh k hum bhi DON hain...Pehle ye batao k Baqi 999 Kon hain? :-)

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Agar Buses k naam Pakistani actresses par hotay to:

REEMA overload hogayi.

SAIMA k neechay aa k ek banda halaak.

Accident mein SANA k front bumper toot gaye.

Tez raftari k ba'is LAILA mor katatay hue ulat gayi.

MEERA par charhne walon ki taadaad mein izafa.

SHAHIDA MINI ke peechay aag lag gayi.

NIRMA chalte chalte band ho gayi.

RESHAM ko Sar-e-Raah loot liya gaya.

NARGIS k sheeshay tor diye gaye.

Aur ANJUMAN ne kayi logon ko kuchal daala.

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3 ways to catch a Tiger:

1: Newton's method:

Allow the Tiger to catch u and catch the tiger.

2: Einstein's method:

Chase the Tiger until it get tired then catch it.

3: Pakistani Police method:

Catch a Cat and beat it

until it accepts it's a Tiger.

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Five Reason Why

"YOU" and "ME"

are Friends...

1.

2.

3.

4.

5.

Never Search for Reasons....

Good Friendship has No Reasons!!!

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Hum sath Marny ka soch kar

Darya main kood Gaye Faraz

...Ooper Pohanch kar Farishtay ne Bataya

k woh to Swimming Champion thi... :-(

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Girls Virus:

They ENTER your Life,

SCAN your Pockets,

TRANSFER your Money,

EDIT your Mind,

DOWNLOAD their Problems,

DELETE your Smile,

And

HANG you Forever.

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